Year: 2026
Trump White House Takes Down ‘Tetris’ For Xenophobes Game Over Copyright Threat
Looks like the game got bricked.
Trump’s Ten-Hour AI Social Media Bender Sparks Fresh Fears of Cognitive Decline
Wake up babe, new presidential slop just dropped.
Trump’s White House Website Published Some Video Games as a Low-Effort Provocation
The "Flappy Bird" clone is decent.
John Ternus Era at Apple Kicks Off With the Changing of Lake Ontario to ‘Lake America’
Apple has a new CEO, and Lake Ontario has a new name, apparently.
Here’s How Trump Plans to Steal the Midterm Elections, According to a Whistleblower
The plan sounds chaotic, but the chaos may be the point.
MapQuest Surges in Usage as Google Bends the Knee to Trump on ‘Lake America’
MapQuest, welcome to the resistance.
WordPress.com Owner Automattic’s Board Reportedly Purged After Failed ‘Coup’ Against CEO
Automattic reportedly has new board members, advisers, and counsel after the old board failed to oust CEO Matt...
The World Would Be Psychedelic as Hell If the Speed of Light Was Way Slower
Replicator, give me tea, psilocybin mushroom, hot.
Google Mapped a Fruit Fly’s Brain. Now It’s Playing Doom and Super Mario 64
Researchers published a complete map of a male fruit fly’s nervous system, and programmers are already making it...
